Two fat gentlemen

Two fat gentlemen met in a lane,

bowed most politely, bowed once again.

How do you do, how do you do,

and how do you do again.

Two tall policemen met in a lane,

bowed most politely, bowed once again.

How do you do, how do you do,

and how do you do again.

Two little babies met in a lane,

bowed most politely, bowed once again.

How do you do, how do you do,

and how do you do again.

Two thin ladies met in a lane,

bowed most politely, bowed once again.

How do you do, how do you do,

and how do you do again.

Two litle school boys met in a lane,

bowed most politely, bowed once again.

How do you do, how do you do,

and how do you do again.